Mr. Smalls Presents
Join us in celebrating the anniversary of everyone’s favorite vampire couple, Bella and Edward, with a night full of roasts and zero stakes through the heart. The Roast of Twilight features the whole Cullen Clan, including special guests, who will roast or toast the sparkling new couple. Don’t miss out on the event of the century and grab your tickets today! They won’t last forever 🖤
Master of Ceremonies: Alex Homyak
Bella Swan: Cassi Bruno
Edward Cullen: Ryan Carey
Carlisle Cullen: Clint Hanson
Esme Cullen: Kayleigh Dumas
Alice Cullen: Lou Pastorius
Jasper Hale: Jared Helfer
Emmett Cullen: Pete Morris
Rosalie Hale: Liz Martin
Jacob Black: Andreas O'Rourke
Jacob Black (werewolf form): Tim Ross
Special guest appearances by:
Laurant: Jo Crawford
James: Erick Williams
Charlie Swan: Alex Stypula
Aro: Travis Walling
The Volturi:
Abby Evans
Harry Gilliland
Zivan Vasquez
Lorenzo DiSilvo
Cass Goodworth
Local drag queen Envy Sinn will be kicking things off. Dollar bills to tip her are kindly encouraged.
This Event Is 18+
The Roast of Twilight
Friday, October 03, 2025
Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm
The Funhouse at Mr. Smalls
Price:
ADV: $20.15 ($15 + $5.15 fees)
DOS: $25.15 ($20 + $5.15 fees)
ADV: $20.15 ($15 + $5.15 fees)
DOS: $25.15 ($20 + $5.15 fees)
Join us in celebrating the anniversary of everyone’s favorite vampire couple, Bella and Edward, with a night full of roasts and zero stakes through the heart. The Roast of Twilight features the whole Cullen Clan, including special guests, who will roast or toast the sparkling new couple. Don’t miss out on the event of the century and grab your tickets today! They won’t last forever 🖤
Master of Ceremonies: Alex Homyak
Bella Swan: Cassi Bruno
Edward Cullen: Ryan Carey
Carlisle Cullen: Clint Hanson
Esme Cullen: Kayleigh Dumas
Alice Cullen: Lou Pastorius
Jasper Hale: Jared Helfer
Emmett Cullen: Pete Morris
Rosalie Hale: Liz Martin
Jacob Black: Andreas O'Rourke
Jacob Black (werewolf form): Tim Ross
Special guest appearances by:
Laurant: Jo Crawford
James: Erick Williams
Charlie Swan: Alex Stypula
Aro: Travis Walling
The Volturi:
Abby Evans
Harry Gilliland
Zivan Vasquez
Lorenzo DiSilvo
Cass Goodworth
Local drag queen Envy Sinn will be kicking things off. Dollar bills to tip her are kindly encouraged.
This Event Is 18+
VENUE INFORMATION:
The Funhouse at Mr. Smalls
400 Lincoln AvenueMillvale, PA
ATTRACTIONS:
The Roast of Twilight
Directions
Parking
Street parking is available along Lincoln Ave and on the surrounding streets. Valet parking will be available for select shows in the future. Check back for more info.